Even though she just celebrated her 90th, Betty White Quotes are far from old in my books. Racy, witty, risky and some just plain wrong, Betty White seems to get away with anything that comes out of her denture-free mouth. Is it just me or are all lines drawn, completely invisible for this elderly comedy vixen? Betty White quotes are not only line crossing, but comical. Heck she’s 90, she can say whatever she damn well pleases. Enjoy my favorite Betty White quotes here:
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1. Why do People Say...
"Why do people say, "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you want to be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
Oh Miss White, how you ever get away with saying this is beyond me? Change the voice to Charlie Sheen or Bob Saget and we are talking some serious backlash from Women’s Rights Groups. This is why it's one of my favorite Berry White quotes, and not, say, one of my favorite Howard Stern quotes.
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
2. Oh, I Don't Need Sleep...
"Oh, I don't need sleep. I just went to my hotel and had a cold hot dog and a vodka on the rocks."
This Betty White quote gives me some glimmer of hope, that maybe, just maybe one day I might meet Miss Betty White. I mean really, what high end hotel serves cold hot dogs? Thus meaning Miss White, stays at places like The Holiday Inn and Super Eight, like me. Next hotel stay I’m bringing my Disney autograph book.
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
3. Gays Love Old Ladies...
Another Betty White quote that leads me to think if anyone else spoke of these words, their would be some serious repercussions. Betty, with the type of "free range" you have with us, you should have become a hit man.
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
4. I've Always Liked Older Men...
"I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age, there aren't that many left!"
Now, at her age, there is some serious truth to this Betty White quote. She is pushing 90 and let’s be honest, she is probably doing a lot better than all of us, physically and mentally. How did she get such good genes?
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
The strength and resilience of daughters from famous homes like that of Whitney Scott Mathers should be widely celebrated. Despite growing up under the spotlight owing to her father's fame, Whitney has thrived and continually emphasizes the importance of personal development and self-awareness. Her journey demonstrates a testament to determination and independence.
5. Well Ladies, as I Used to Say...
"Well ladies, as I used to say to My loving husband, Irving, of 55 years... what are you waiting for, stupid? Eat it."
…said while performing a skit for Saturday Night Live. I wonder if Betty writes this stuff herself, or if she comes in, gets handed a script, and just reads from it not really knowing what the underlying meaning really is. Do you think Betty’s age blinds her from the deep meaning of these quotes?
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
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6. I Didn't Know What Facebook Was...
"I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like a huge waste of time."
Let’s be honest with ourselves, the granny has a point. However, thanks to this "big waste of time" it got her a gig on SNL.
Oh, Betty White is a legend! She's an actress and comedian known for her wit and humor. Her quotes are often both hilarious and surprisingly blunt, which is why people love them so much.
Betty White has always been an advocate for women's rights, and her quotes often reflect her strong beliefs. She's known for her bold statements that support empowerment and equality.
Well, Betty White had a knack for turning conversations about taboo subjects into something humorous and thought-provoking. She wasn't afraid to talk about things others might shy away from, and she did it in a way that made you think.
Yes, indeed! Betty was an avid animal lover, and she had some great quotes about our furry friends. Her love for animals and advocacy for their rights often shone through in her words.
Ha! Her quotes on this are legendary because they often contain a surprising twist or punchline. They're cheeky, funny, and capture her fearless spirit perfectly. It's Betty's unique style that makes these quotes memorable.
7. Its about Time Someone Wanted Me...
"It's about time someone wanted me for my voice, and not for my body."
The most recent of Betty White quotes, said during this years Super Bowl commercial roundup. Betty White, you have proven that you can get away with saying pretty much whatever you damn well please. We love you for not only your Voice and Body, but your Wit.
I could go on for days with Betty White quotes that cross the line. Seriously where would comedy be without Betty White? A sweet old lady saying feminist, sexual, and politically incorrect quotes? I’ll tell you where we’d be, we’d be missing out on some serious humor in our lives. Tell me, who do you think crosses the lines, but seems to get away with it?
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Noni: OMG! I love and adore this woman! We need more people like her! A W E S O M E article! =D
David: #1 In a way, you're right. She didn't say it. Sheng Wang said it. People just put it in Betty's mouth.
Lena: Meeting Betty White is literally on the top of my bucket list, i love her so much!
Erika: Such a well written article!! I really do love Betty White and hope to one day be as amazing as she is!!
Anonymous: i've met her before, but i dont remember it cuz i was a baby, but my mom needed some help with changing my diaper or something and betty white came into the bathroom and helped my mom out and held me n stuff. i feel pretty awesome saying that! haha :) yup.
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