It was a dark stormy night in a little known town close to Hollywood. The gathering of the hooded figures huddled around the chalice filled with a dark red liquid could feel their blood gushing through their veins. They knew the time had come, the time that they no longer stood by quietly as the media published nasty rumors about them without them setting the records straight!

Fine, maybe it wasn’t so dramatic and maybe there was no super-secret cult meeting of celebrities anywhere, but it definitely seems like they have collectively decided to come lashing out at ridiculous stories and allegations. First John Travolta on his sordid affairs and now Britney Spears about Jason Trawick smacking her around.

The ever so eloquent star tweeted on Thursday saying "PS-Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya'll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana ass!"

Star’s refusal to budge from their story is all the more interesting now since Britney and Jason are going off for a romantic getaway this weekend.

Before her candy-coated tweet to Star, Radar & ex-husband, she tweeted "Ok, off on a romantic weekend with Jason for my birthday. xoxo Brit".

Hmmm maybe if at all there is any ‘beating’ going on there, its the type that Britney begs for!!